There once was a storm in my head Simulposting, made ‘Rosie’ turn red Lim’rick experts beware, Backseat drivers take care, Frequent stops in our mainstream you’ll spread.
Very good Rosie! I'm writing this verse 'coz I'm bored using time that I cannot afford so much else I should do such as sit on the loo and flush when I once find the cord.
I've got rather a tickly cough And my tonsils are feeling quite rough As I sit here in Slough And think this all through I feel a bit better now, though.
In the Highlands when new moon is full Little lassies will give a hand pull After while they will suck And if you are in luck You may mount them in kilts made of wool.
In order to seem more appealing I'll plaster myself to the ceiling From my lofty abode 'bove the family Spode I'd welcome a cup of Darjeeling .. from around 11 years ago - remember penelope and Kim being involved :-)
Don Quixote, a knight of La Mancha Sallied forth on a life of advancha He lived for the thrills Of tilting at mills Accompanied by Sanzo Pancha.(I know, but it rhymes better this way.)
I studied Midsummer Night's Dream Where Bottoms are not what they seem And nosegays abound Puck a girdle puts round And Titania takes one for the team(It was 30 years ago, and I've read no Shakespeare since)
This is sort of a companion piece to Phil's earlier version of 'The Band Played Waltzing Matilda' Will McBride, well I'm dead on my feet But these poppies, they look really neat! And so I'm here to tell You that though war is hell You'll find history doomed to repeat