I've got rather a tickly cough And my tonsils are feeling quite rough As I sit here in Slough And think this all through I feel a bit better now, though.
In the Highlands when new moon is full Little lassies will give a hand pull After while they will suck And if you are in luck You may mount them in kilts made of wool.
In order to seem more appealing I'll plaster myself to the ceiling From my lofty abode 'bove the family Spode I'd welcome a cup of Darjeeling .. from around 11 years ago - remember penelope and Kim being involved :-)
Don Quixote, a knight of La Mancha Sallied forth on a life of advancha He lived for the thrills Of tilting at mills Accompanied by Sanzo Pancha.(I know, but it rhymes better this way.)