In order to seem more appealing I'll plaster myself to the ceiling From my lofty abode 'bove the family Spode I'd welcome a cup of Darjeeling .. from around 11 years ago - remember penelope and Kim being involved :-)
Don Quixote, a knight of La Mancha Sallied forth on a life of advancha He lived for the thrills Of tilting at mills Accompanied by Sanzo Pancha.(I know, but it rhymes better this way.)
I studied Midsummer Night's Dream Where Bottoms are not what they seem And nosegays abound Puck a girdle puts round And Titania takes one for the team(It was 30 years ago, and I've read no Shakespeare since)