Acronyms - such useful things, especially when they are pared down to Three Letters. We shall have themes, to keep things moving. The game will end when someone plays The Winning Move.
You are obviously a single person. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, for which Mums and Dads should pilloried. I put the blame for this attitude squarely and bluntly on the PCA. Hrrmph!
Hmm, so the winning move isn't anything to do with Midland Outlaws Running Nightly In Night Gowns Over Nottingham Castle Ramparts Eating Splendid Chocolate-Enveloped Nut Tarts. Maybe it's in Welsh - try something like TWM
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