mc5 - T.L.A.

Acronyms - such useful things, especially when they are pared down to Three Letters. We shall have themes, to keep things moving. The game will end when someone plays The Winning Move.

Giertrud

I bet they'll be surprised when that Racecar Enters Odense, but you could easily rent a bike for 45 DKK per day.

Dujon

The Danish KiloKroner sound like a rather hefty price to pay. Well, it does to me. I'd rather swan around in an SUV.

ImNotJohn

Well, a Swan-Upper's Vest is the right thing to swan around in and afterwards you could nip down the PUB.

Knobbly

Why mention the Polyester Umbrella Boutique? I shall go mad I tell you, MAD! (Maniacal cackle continues under next three moves)

Dujon

You are obviously a single person. There is nothing, absolutely nothing, for which Mums and Dads should pilloried. I put the blame for this attitude squarely and bluntly on the PCA. Hrrmph!