Well I should watch out if I were you, the Parental Control Association seems to have lost its grip in many cases. I blame the NUT.

Are you sure you want to blame the Nightingale Unification Trust? That seems completely absurd! If there are any birds involved, it's probably an AUK.

Not another ugly kestrel! Their hunting habits make me want to call out OMG!

Quite so Giertrud - it's a month since the last move, therefore I shall have One More Go before playing the winning move, Mornington Crescent.

Hmm, so the winning move isn't anything to do with Midland Outlaws Running Nightly In Night Gowns Over Nottingham Castle Ramparts Eating Splendid Chocolate-Enveloped Nut Tarts.
Maybe it's in Welsh - try something like TWM