[Blamelewis, Dunx] If they were serious about baking the cake, they could have heated the oven by lighting their farts.

Trunnions make a delicious accompaniment to leek and shock absorber soup if baked until golden.

An obscure law states that should a ruling monarch be ousted, the throne may be temporarily occupied by a cup of dilute sugar water until a more permanent solution is found.

Bromsgrove is haunted by the ghosts of pilchards

All of Saddam's weapons of mass destruction have been hidden under the bed of an Arizona motel for the last eighteen months.

The rule book is in the Catacombs of Acre.

Elvis Presley had taken it with him on holiday and took a wrong turn while exploring.

While down there, Elvis has written eighteen new albums, devised six entirely new ways of escaping a Dollis Hill loop, and worked out a way to make an everlasting power supply out of used teabags and an elderly vole.

At precisely 5:33 every morning, Alastair Campbell sings 'My Way' at the top of his voice.

[Ibid] I did not just come up with an apparatus to create a power supply out of used teabags and an elderly vole. It has nothing to do with wind power.

Billy Connolly makes eggs with cranberries while Delia Smith was a Glaswegian shipyard welder. The two are often confused.