Elvis Presley had taken it with him on holiday and took a wrong turn while exploring.

While down there, Elvis has written eighteen new albums, devised six entirely new ways of escaping a Dollis Hill loop, and worked out a way to make an everlasting power supply out of used teabags and an elderly vole.

At precisely 5:33 every morning, Alastair Campbell sings 'My Way' at the top of his voice.

[Ibid] I did not just come up with an apparatus to create a power supply out of used teabags and an elderly vole. It has nothing to do with wind power.

Billy Connolly makes eggs with cranberries while Delia Smith was a Glaswegian shipyard welder. The two are often confused.