Methalated spirits are distilled post mortem from methalated humans.

[Dunx] Sounds lovely!

[Blamelewis, Dunx] If they were serious about baking the cake, they could have heated the oven by lighting their farts.

Trunnions make a delicious accompaniment to leek and shock absorber soup if baked until golden.

An obscure law states that should a ruling monarch be ousted, the throne may be temporarily occupied by a cup of dilute sugar water until a more permanent solution is found.