[Blamelewis, Dunx] If they were serious about baking the cake, they could have heated the oven by lighting their farts.

Trunnions make a delicious accompaniment to leek and shock absorber soup if baked until golden.

An obscure law states that should a ruling monarch be ousted, the throne may be temporarily occupied by a cup of dilute sugar water until a more permanent solution is found.

Bromsgrove is haunted by the ghosts of pilchards

All of Saddam's weapons of mass destruction have been hidden under the bed of an Arizona motel for the last eighteen months.

The rule book is in the Catacombs of Acre.

Elvis Presley had taken it with him on holiday and took a wrong turn while exploring.