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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Bob the dog
Nanette Newman came round for a cup of fairy liquid this morning. She had been in a coma for 7 weeks, having been knocked unconscious by her own bra in a bizarre skateboarding accident. The soapy aroma of fairy-soft suds soon did the trick.
Thos
Flying Down to Rio
was filmed in technichrome, allowing for a very exciting full range of greys.
Boolbar
Oranges are the only fruit. Apples and bananas are just pretending.
Projoy
Stiff Records folded after the creation of the floppy disk.
Thos
The Victorians suppressed the hitherto unpublished last chapter of the Bible after Revelations, where Eve wakes up and sees Adam in the shower.
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