I was flying by some men who were cleaning out ditches with Nanette Newman when she cried "Boolbar is a Fairy Princess". She grabbed me and tried to put me in a blender. When I protested, she said "but haven't you heard? Fairy liquid cleans more ditches".

Nanette Newman came round for a cup of fairy liquid this morning. She had been in a coma for 7 weeks, having been knocked unconscious by her own bra in a bizarre skateboarding accident. The soapy aroma of fairy-soft suds soon did the trick.

Flying Down to Rio was filmed in technichrome, allowing for a very exciting full range of greys.

Oranges are the only fruit. Apples and bananas are just pretending.

Stiff Records folded after the creation of the floppy disk.