mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was 10 years old before I learned to tie my shoelaces, and I was 20 before I realised that the idea was to tie each one separately.

Men are slippery creatures and will do whatever is necessary to slip away from the grasp of a good woman.

I got up really early this morning.

Sarcasm is always appreciated for what it is. There is no chance that anyone will ever think you actually believe what you're saying.

Shoes have their own religion. I'm above a sole pun too...