mc5 - ... so help me God.

Worn sections of carpet can make a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

I was 10 years old before I learned to tie my shoelaces, and I was 20 before I realised that the idea was to tie each one separately.

Men are slippery creatures and will do whatever is necessary to slip away from the grasp of a good woman.

I got up really early this morning.

Sarcasm is always appreciated for what it is. There is no chance that anyone will ever think you actually believe what you're saying.