[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!

If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.

Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card

...Stephen Hawking invented green hair spray, the self-winding clockwork watch, and Namibia.

I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.

Now, let's not start that again...

Today my thoughts have been mainly about a hairdresser giving the best haircut she'll ever give in her life to a man who will be decapitated the next day

I'm a professor of Doxology.

i'n a prefesor of disleksia

i am also one of the worlds leading authorities on schizophrenia, and so am i

long long ago in a distant tyme before god ever contemplated man earth was one vast stage without props nor music nor aspiring actors until one fateful night alongside a goat trail in the far himalayas a camel cricket farted and the audience busted out in a laughter that has not abated to this day

This game is now finished.

I shan't be posting here.

Furthermore, I will not multipost

Games like this shouldn't be allowed to continue

In my spare time I train dogs to chase one-man-bands.

June is busting out all over.

June is a buxom lass.

i am a buxom lad