mc5 - ... so help me God.

All pianos contain half a pound of armadillo shell.

Timmy Mallet can destroy entire cities with one sweep of his arm.

Hamburgers have the same density as depleted uranium.

Car alarms are regularly going off because blackbirds are trying to steal the car.

A single volkswagen can feed a family of blackbirds for three weeks.

Dick Cheney is under the control of blackbirds that hypnotised him in 1973.

Prince Charles wears a cufflink that can generate a personal force field, and shoot a laser beam that can cut through six feet of concrete.