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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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A single volkswagen can feed a family of blackbirds for three weeks.
Dick Cheney is under the control of blackbirds that hypnotised him in 1973.
Prince Charles wears a cufflink that can generate a personal force field, and shoot a laser beam that can cut through six feet of concrete.
In 2001, ninety-three people in Bromsgrove were devoured by rabid voles.
In the city of Wichita, it is only legal to spit to your left. Spitting to your right is punishable by five years in jail.
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