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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Car alarms are regularly going off because blackbirds are trying to steal the car.
A single volkswagen can feed a family of blackbirds for three weeks.
Dick Cheney is under the control of blackbirds that hypnotised him in 1973.
Prince Charles wears a cufflink that can generate a personal force field, and shoot a laser beam that can cut through six feet of concrete.
In 2001, ninety-three people in Bromsgrove were devoured by rabid voles.
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