mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

All pianos contain half a pound of armadillo shell.

Timmy Mallet can destroy entire cities with one sweep of his arm.

Hamburgers have the same density as depleted uranium.

Car alarms are regularly going off because blackbirds are trying to steal the car.

A single volkswagen can feed a family of blackbirds for three weeks.