Yes, roiling around on a thin crust over a boiling planet, getting ready to hurl us into a gaseous cloud of our own making. But, now for something completely different.

Unbelievable but true - I saw a 14-yr-old girl walking down my road not talking into a mobile phone, or fiddling with the buttons, and appeared even not to have such a device about her person.

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i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fuck

i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked

i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked

Sorry? An eighty-niner? It's a new one on me.

Ah, here's a definition of an eighty-niner, which is perfectly innocuous and worksafe, unlike this page now. :)

I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face

My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.

i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'