mc5 - ... so help me God.

gabrielized

Yes, roiling around on a thin crust over a boiling planet, getting ready to hurl us into a gaseous cloud of our own making. But, now for something completely different.

Rosie

Unbelievable but true - I saw a 14-yr-old girl walking down my road not talking into a mobile phone, or fiddling with the buttons, and appeared even not to have such a device about her person.

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lee bond

i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fuck

lee bond

i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked

lee bond

i saw a man masterbateing in the street then a little bit further was two men doinng a 89er on the floor so i jioned in then we fucked

Projoy

Sorry? An eighty-niner? It's a new one on me.

Projoy

Ah, here's a definition of an eighty-niner, which is perfectly innocuous and worksafe, unlike this page now. :)

pelgis

I can totally envelop my head by stretching my lower lip up over my face

Bob the dog

My nose is so badly bent that whichever direction you approach me from, I'm always in profile.

pelgis

i am constantly getting mixed up with 'Britney Spears' and 'Brittany Ferries'

Wibble!

Dyslexics are complete bastards! They keep coming into my room even though I have a 2ft high notice on my door that says "keep out"!

Wibble!

Ah the old 89er, brings back memories of my youth. Wasn't there a miner '89er too?

Wibble!

[pelgis] That's so weird, I'm always getting 'Brittany Ferries' mixed up with 'Brian Ferry'!

Bob the dog

If you cross a rubber tree with a cheese plant you get an edam bush.

Pelgis

Bob the dog is neither a pirate nor a king. However, he does own a library card

Tuj

...Stephen Hawking invented green hair spray, the self-winding clockwork watch, and Namibia.

Kim

I used to work in a shunting yard, but they gave me the push.

Tuj

Now, let's not start that again...