mc5 - ... so help me God.

If you stare at the orange juice in Sainsbury's for long enough, it will play the Marseilleise.

Parsnip is denser than lead.

'Cagoul' is the Inuit word for nasal mucus.

Loud music causes whelks to expand to fifteen times their original size.

Tests have shown that monkeys fed purely on cheese actually fight to the death over the slightest provocation.