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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Bill Oddie just came round to borrow a ladder. He was wearing a pair of comedy false breasts. At least I'm fairly sure they were false.
It was me that trashed rab's site. I did it because I'm furious that he's as lazy as I am, and can't be bothered to capitalise the first letter of his name.
If you stare at the orange juice in Sainsbury's for long enough, it will play the Marseilleise.
Parsnip is denser than lead.
'Cagoul' is the Inuit word for nasal mucus.
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