mc5 - ... so help me God.

Most movies are actually only 3 minutes long, but they put drugs in the popcorn.

My electricity bill is itemised by watt, and is delivered by camel.

My electricity bill is itemised by Watty, and is delivered by taping it to a football and kicking it across the Atlantic.

I don't possess a modem or even a computer. I post my comments here by making bleeping noises down the phone.

When I first knew him, George W. Bush was my P.E. teacher.