Julie Andrews can break down into seven pieces for easy storage on transatlantic flights.

In protest at the behaviour of Jacques Chirac, I am going to dress up as a Freedom maid and freedom kiss everyone I meet, in order to promote sales of freedom letters.

Most movies are actually only 3 minutes long, but they put drugs in the popcorn.

My electricity bill is itemised by watt, and is delivered by camel.

My electricity bill is itemised by Watty, and is delivered by taping it to a football and kicking it across the Atlantic.