I don't want to see that.

Julie Andrews can break down into seven pieces for easy storage on transatlantic flights.

In protest at the behaviour of Jacques Chirac, I am going to dress up as a Freedom maid and freedom kiss everyone I meet, in order to promote sales of freedom letters.

Most movies are actually only 3 minutes long, but they put drugs in the popcorn.

My electricity bill is itemised by watt, and is delivered by camel.