mc5 - ... so help me God.

My electricity bill is itemised by watt, and is delivered by camel.

My electricity bill is itemised by Watty, and is delivered by taping it to a football and kicking it across the Atlantic.

I don't possess a modem or even a computer. I post my comments here by making bleeping noises down the phone.

When I first knew him, George W. Bush was my P.E. teacher.

Parliament meets twice a week in my lounge, as the Commons chamber has to be fumigated on Tuesdays and Thursdays.