mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I invented binary. -1!

I invented the binary -1, and shelves.

i invented a propetual motion machine but couldent keeb the thing running for more than five minuts.

I invented a robot that doesn't work in order to give the unemployed a break.

I've got a luvverly buch of coconuts ....