mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I'm so old, I was born in black and white.

I invented the boneless chicken, it's over there in that bucket.

I invented binary. -1!

I invented the binary -1, and shelves.

i invented a propetual motion machine but couldent keeb the thing running for more than five minuts.