mc5 - ... so help me God.

i invented a propetual motion machine but couldent keeb the thing running for more than five minuts.

I invented a robot that doesn't work in order to give the unemployed a break.

I've got a luvverly buch of coconuts ....

OK - maybe I meant 'bunch'

I've got a luvverly Buch of coconuts, which I picked up in Bonn from a man who bore a striking resemblance to Terry Jones.