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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Grass purrs when you mow it.
That Rooney kid - what a plank!
Shrek escaped from Hollywood and is now taking international football by storm.
I am devstated that the European cup has come round again and that I have to eat handfuls of Doritos just to ensure an England victory.
Leaky football? A large dollop of peanut butter makes an ideal substitute.
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