mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Clouds are the debris left over from exploding fairies.

Grass purrs when you mow it.

That Rooney kid - what a plank!

Shrek escaped from Hollywood and is now taking international football by storm.

I am devstated that the European cup has come round again and that I have to eat handfuls of Doritos just to ensure an England victory.