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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Entertainment at its best comes in the form of a London party magician called "Sando the Grate". He had an assistant called Janet, but she kinda got cut up a bit, without the putting-back-together.
The proof of the pudding is on the scoresheet.
One day, the future of the human race will be decided by a game of croquet between an animated doormat and a jar of chutney. It's going to be a draw.
154 is greater than 155, as Newton proved but didn't tell anyone. They were switched back on the sly by the Copenhagen group in the 30's.
If you are whitewashed in a game of pool, you must run naked to the nearest set of traffic lights, press the button and wait. Walk calmly across, then run back to your clothes.
If you warn someone of the pool whitewashing rule and then fail to do so, you must then perform the feat outlined above.
The Queen's closest advisor is The Royal Bletherer.
Drinking a litre of Lucozade is good for body and soul, and should be done in under 3 hours at least once a week.
The problem of animals on traintracks at Derby was solved once and for all by the erection of a bridge across at 1022 this morning.
Stalybridge still runs on Railway time so we are at this present time 32 years behind the rest of the UK......Anyone got change for a 10 bob note?
George Bush is set to the Japanese international time zone. Eric Morecambe, in his day, ran on BST all year round, excepting the fourth finger on each hand.
The meaning of life is widey.
///////''vsdfiovh/.;p;;;;;14159...fvsjio///\\| is the meaning of Stalybridge.
Money is good for the sole.
I have a friend who can impersonate an owl whilst standing on a stick. At parties, he then falls out of a tree into a ditch. What A Scream.
< /lie > Oh dear, what have I done?< lie >
I always wanted to be the meaning of life..........but we have to wait another 2 years before I hit the magic number 42!!! I can practice in the meantime.....
Stacy Keach.............is infact a girl!!!
If you stand at the entrance of box tunnel on IK's birthday, just as the sun rises...........your liable to be run over by an express train. I know I have the bruises to prove it!
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