154 is greater than 155, as Newton proved but didn't tell anyone. They were switched back on the sly by the Copenhagen group in the 30's.

If you are whitewashed in a game of pool, you must run naked to the nearest set of traffic lights, press the button and wait. Walk calmly across, then run back to your clothes.

If you warn someone of the pool whitewashing rule and then fail to do so, you must then perform the feat outlined above.

The Queen's closest advisor is The Royal Bletherer.

Drinking a litre of Lucozade is good for body and soul, and should be done in under 3 hours at least once a week.