mc5 - ... so help me God.

The Queen's closest advisor is The Royal Bletherer.

Drinking a litre of Lucozade is good for body and soul, and should be done in under 3 hours at least once a week.

The problem of animals on traintracks at Derby was solved once and for all by the erection of a bridge across at 1022 this morning.

widey

Stalybridge still runs on Railway time so we are at this present time 32 years behind the rest of the UK......Anyone got change for a 10 bob note?

Tuj

George Bush is set to the Japanese international time zone. Eric Morecambe, in his day, ran on BST all year round, excepting the fourth finger on each hand.