Cupid, as well as being the Roman god of love had a sideline as a chartered surveyor.

All things being equal, plateau is a high form of flattery.

If you roll your eyes around far enough [backwards] there is a decipherable code imprinted on the inside of your skull that clearly warns you Not to do that!

I don't think I'm in love right now. I shall give no further details.

[Dr Q] NASCAR, CART and F1 teams are like that. They are so busy tuning things to the n^th degree that life passes them by.      ;-)

I am not still recovering from my car accident on March 12. I find I love the flashbacks and the sore ribs. More people, like the person who hit me, should go through red lights.

Tina comes across in print as a most forgiving and understanding person. ... Sorry, Tina.      ;-)

That sorry was obviously not a lie... Sorry Dujon ;)

Tuj's 'sorry' to Duj which followed Duj's 'sorry' to Tina, which rhymes and scans perfecty, has begun a chain of apologies that may well be perceived as the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I'm the sharpest knife in the box.

I have never sworn on the Bible nor in the canteen. </lie>   Sorry, Tina.      :-(  <lie>

The zodiac sign Pisces has had to be closed for repairs. New babies will not be issued with the sign until at least 2009.

The safest way to shelter from a nuclear blast is to hide in a drawer full of spoons. I'm about to destruct test this theory. Sorry everyone.

George W. Bush's favourite class when he was a schoolboy was math. One day, he was having fun working out logarithms with a sharp pencil when a villainous gang broke into the classroom and set about obliterating everything in the class room using nothing but moist g-strings. Ever since that fateful day, George has been determined to ensure that the world is free from wet thongs of math destruction.

[Btd] That's old and frankly uncalled-for. WMD puns are decidedly unfunny.

Like this one.
Dubya's twin daughters, Barbara & Jenna, have announced they are getting married to two guys they met while on an ale-fueled bender. The President is investigating these potential Weddings of Bass Consumption.

DrQu+xum] I am extremely upset by your rude responses to my postings. You obviously have no willy and a face like a pug chewing a condom.

how do you play this game

[Allan] Not by stating blatant or moderate lies as fact, that's for certain. < / lie > although in fairness to myself, he's probably gone by now. < lie >