Tuj's 'sorry' to Duj which followed Duj's 'sorry' to Tina, which rhymes and scans perfecty, has begun a chain of apologies that may well be perceived as the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I'm the sharpest knife in the box.

I have never sworn on the Bible nor in the canteen. </lie>   Sorry, Tina.      :-(  <lie>

The zodiac sign Pisces has had to be closed for repairs. New babies will not be issued with the sign until at least 2009.

The safest way to shelter from a nuclear blast is to hide in a drawer full of spoons. I'm about to destruct test this theory. Sorry everyone.