mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bob the dog

I love being kept awake from 3am till dawn on the day the clocks go forward by a child being sick and needing four entire changes of laundry.

Chalky

[Btd} I DID wonder when I saw that you'd posted at such an unearthly hour]

Projoy

Cupid, as well as being the Roman god of love had a sideline as a chartered surveyor.

antiknees

All things being equal, plateau is a high form of flattery.

Falstaff

If you roll your eyes around far enough [backwards] there is a decipherable code imprinted on the inside of your skull that clearly warns you Not to do that!