Toad-in-the-hole is a small village located on the Island of Maphbian off the coast of North wales. Legend has it that on New years eve the spirit of Bobby Davro rises from the sea, and walks the lanes around the village looking for Kebabs!

Orson Wells has a twin brother, Tonbridge, who is the undisputed 7 times world champion at Nine Mens Morris.

The singular form of steroid is monoid, but they only work half as well. So are little used!

The heat resistant (or not!) tiles on the NASA space shuttles are made of the same compound as Wheatabix......Nice with milk n sugar but not at a gazzilion degrees!!

King Henry II ruled with an iron tongue.

On average, salads and wallpaper are interchangeable.

I love being kept awake from 3am till dawn on the day the clocks go forward by a child being sick and needing four entire changes of laundry.

Cupid, as well as being the Roman god of love had a sideline as a chartered surveyor.

All things being equal, plateau is a high form of flattery.

If you roll your eyes around far enough [backwards] there is a decipherable code imprinted on the inside of your skull that clearly warns you Not to do that!

I don't think I'm in love right now. I shall give no further details.

[Dr Q] NASCAR, CART and F1 teams are like that. They are so busy tuning things to the n^th degree that life passes them by.      ;-)

I am not still recovering from my car accident on March 12. I find I love the flashbacks and the sore ribs. More people, like the person who hit me, should go through red lights.

Tina comes across in print as a most forgiving and understanding person. ... Sorry, Tina.      ;-)

That sorry was obviously not a lie... Sorry Dujon ;)

Tuj's 'sorry' to Duj which followed Duj's 'sorry' to Tina, which rhymes and scans perfecty, has begun a chain of apologies that may well be perceived as the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

I'm the sharpest knife in the box.

I have never sworn on the Bible nor in the canteen. </lie>   Sorry, Tina.      :-(  <lie>

The zodiac sign Pisces has had to be closed for repairs. New babies will not be issued with the sign until at least 2009.

The safest way to shelter from a nuclear blast is to hide in a drawer full of spoons. I'm about to destruct test this theory. Sorry everyone.