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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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The singular form of steroid is monoid, but they only work half as well. So are little used!
The heat resistant (or not!) tiles on the NASA space shuttles are made of the same compound as Wheatabix......Nice with milk n sugar but not at a gazzilion degrees!!
King Henry II ruled with an iron tongue.
On average, salads and wallpaper are interchangeable.
I love being kept awake from 3am till dawn on the day the clocks go forward by a child being sick and needing four entire changes of laundry.
[Btd} I DID wonder when I saw that you'd posted at such an unearthly hour]
Cupid, as well as being the Roman god of love had a sideline as a chartered surveyor.
All things being equal, plateau is a high form of flattery.
If you roll your eyes around far enough [backwards] there is a decipherable code imprinted on the inside of your skull that clearly warns you Not to do that!
I don't think I'm in love right now. I shall give no further details.
[Dr Q] NASCAR, CART and F1 teams are like that. They are so busy tuning things to the nth degree that life passes them by.      ;-)
I am not still recovering from my car accident on March 12. I find I love the flashbacks and the sore ribs. More people, like the person who hit me, should go through red lights.
Tina comes across in print as a most forgiving and understanding person. ... Sorry, Tina.      ;-)
That sorry was obviously not a lie... Sorry Dujon ;)
Tuj's 'sorry' to Duj which followed Duj's 'sorry' to Tina, which rhymes and scans perfecty, has begun a chain of apologies that may well be perceived as the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
I'm the sharpest knife in the box.
I have never sworn on the Bible nor in the canteen. </lie>   Sorry, Tina.      :-(  <lie>
The zodiac sign Pisces has had to be closed for repairs. New babies will not be issued with the sign until at least 2009.
The safest way to shelter from a nuclear blast is to hide in a drawer full of spoons. I'm about to destruct test this theory. Sorry everyone.
George W. Bush's favourite class when he was a schoolboy was math. One day, he was having fun working out logarithms with a sharp pencil when a villainous gang broke into the classroom and set about obliterating everything in the class room using nothing but moist g-strings. Ever since that fateful day, George has been determined to ensure that the world is free from wet thongs of math destruction.
[Btd] That's old and frankly uncalled-for. WMD puns are decidedly unfunny.
Like this one.
Dubya's twin daughters, Barbara & Jenna, have announced they are getting married to two guys they met while on an ale-fueled bender. The President is investigating these potential Weddings of Bass Consumption.
DrQu+xum] I am extremely upset by your rude responses to my postings. You obviously have no willy and a face like a pug chewing a condom.
how do you play this game
[Allan] Not by stating blatant or moderate lies as fact, that's for certain. < / lie > although in fairness to myself, he's probably gone by now. < lie >
Allan left due to the immense quantity of polar bear porn on this site.
Allan, if you've returned here by some grave misjudgement, I would like to point you to my own personal site, http://uk.groups.yahhoo.com/groop/polarbearporn. I imagine you should find what you are looking for there.
Estate agents never make a penny
Fact The grim reaper is not so grim! He is infact, quite happy in his work, and often whistles a jolly tune while working.
Jethro Tull was the inventor of the seed drill. This device allowed farmers to drill tiny holes in seeds the purpose of which remains a mystery even to this day! He also invented rock music.....
Ian Anderson was the inventor of farmed salmon, standing on one leg and flute playing at jazz festivals!!!
I didn't cry when Ol' Yellar died.
SHIT SHIT
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sharp pencil when a villainous gang broke into the classroom and set about obliterating everything in the class room using nothing but moist g-strings. Ever since that fateful day, George has been determined to ensure that the world is free from wet thongs of math destruction. DrQu+xum - [Btd] That's old and frankly uncalled-for. WMD puns are decidedly unfunny. DrQu+xum - Like this one. Dubya's twin daughters, Barbara & Jenna, have announced they are getting married to two guys they met while on an ale-fueled bender. The President is investigating these potential Weddings of Bass Consumption. Bob the dog - DrQu+xum] I am extremely upset by your rude responses to my postings. You obviously have no willy and a face like a pug chewing a condom. Allan - how do you play this game ZK - [Allan] Not by stating blatant or moderate lies as fact, that's for certain. < / lie > although in fairness to myself, he's probably gone by now. < lie > Tuj - Allan left due to the immense quantity of polar bear porn on this site. ZK - Allan, if you've returned here by some grave misjudgement, I would like to point you to my own personal site, http://uk.groups.yahhoo.com/groop/polarbearporn. I imagine you should find what you are looking for there. topnosh - Estate agents never make a penny widey - Fact The grim reaper is not so grim! He is infact, quite happy in his work, and often whistles a jolly tune while working. widey - Jethro Tull was the inventor of the seed drill. This device allowed farmers to drill tiny holes in seeds the purpose of which remains a mystery even to this day! He also invented rock music..... widey - Ian Anderson was the inventor of farmed salmon, standing on one leg and flute playing at jazz festivals!!! anybody - I didn't cry when Ol' Yellar died.
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