mc5 - ... so help me God.

I used to get out of games at school by telling everyone I had a glass face, until somebody saw through it.

I've already mentioned that I have sacked my head waiter, middle manager and footman. But I have decided to keep my head-girl.

Projoy

Mexican trains are pulled by esteem engines. This explains the universal respect they enjoy.

Projoy

Rational thinking is impossible when the subject is pears, because of the high unreason fields that surround them.

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Every morning I go down to the gravity well at the bottom of the garden and draw a bucket of gravity, which I use throughout the day to prevent me floating.

Projoy

I'm off to a barium restaurant tonight to enjoy a barium meal.

Projoy

In order to maintain the respect of my employers, I change my pinafore at the office twice a day.

Projoy

Windows are the eyes of the soul.

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All shelving in Nairobi must be put up at 35 degrees to the horizontal, according to a byelaw passed in 1943.