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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I used to get out of games at school by telling everyone I had a glass face, until somebody saw through it.
I've already mentioned that I have sacked my head waiter, middle manager and footman. But I have decided to keep my head-girl.
Mexican trains are pulled by esteem engines. This explains the universal respect they enjoy.
Rational thinking is impossible when the subject is pears, because of the high unreason fields that surround them.
Every morning I go down to the gravity well at the bottom of the garden and draw a bucket of gravity, which I use throughout the day to prevent me floating.
I'm off to a barium restaurant tonight to enjoy a barium meal.
In order to maintain the respect of my employers, I change my pinafore at the office twice a day.
Windows are the eyes of the soul.
All shelving in Nairobi must be put up at 35 degrees to the horizontal, according to a byelaw passed in 1943.
Strictly speaking, a woman may not be termed a spinster until she has tobacco-stained teeth.
Because of recent falls, there are now seventy seven dollars to the sherbet dip.
The National Sound Archive is facing investigation after staff used early wax cylinders as hair curlers.
Most badgers can rap at an average speed of 70 wpm
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