mc5 - ... so help me God.

Bob the dog

I'm not too happy about the government’s 'Five-a-day' campaign. I can only just manage twice, and then I need a cup of malted milk and two hours rest in between.

Zooological Keeper

I have absolutely no difficulty in sticking to the five-a-day programme. I can drink up to a pint of juice by myself in just a few hours.

Ibid

I've had no problem since they redesignated Guinness as a fruit.

Angus Prune

A whole bottle of syrup of figs counts as one of your five-a-day

Riff

Although most people think of tomatoes as a vegetable, they are actually a sort of weasel.

Tina

I eat five grapes a day, then go out for pizza.

Kim

I eat five pizzas a day and then go out for grapes.