£57.63p? How can you possibly run a brothel on that? Here, have £500.

I've a couple of plum spots for the right candidate. Do you speak Arabic?

You don't want to be working, look, I know this bloke who'll fix you up with a whole series of benefit scams like the one's I'm running.

How about dinner tonight, and then if you come round to my place we can discuss what sort of job I might be able to find you, if you show me you're the right sort of girl.

---

That one's slowed down, so time for another. The cast so far:

Police Constable
Supermodel
Brain Surgeon
Farmer
Electrician
Car Mechanic
MC Coach
Evil Henchperson
Museum Curator
Somellier
Relationship Counsellor
Blacksmith
Nuclear Physicist
Shepherd
Stand-up Comic
Prostitute
Speaking Clock
Personal Trainer
Anthropomorphic Personification
Pope
Prime Minister
Taxi Driver
DVD Store Salesperson
Hospital Radio DJ
Weather Forecaster
School Inspector
Employment Office Worker

Member of Parliament