You're a woman, what do you want a job for?

£57.63p? How can you possibly run a brothel on that? Here, have £500.

I've a couple of plum spots for the right candidate. Do you speak Arabic?

You don't want to be working, look, I know this bloke who'll fix you up with a whole series of benefit scams like the one's I'm running.

How about dinner tonight, and then if you come round to my place we can discuss what sort of job I might be able to find you, if you show me you're the right sort of girl.