mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Darwin

Dear William,
It has come to my attention that your brother George has never provided me with a tooth in trade. I would muchly like to add one of his pristine enamels to my collection, but based on his unwillingness to cooperate, I beseech you to acquire one for me. I will pay triple the going rate. It would please me to no ends if you would procure for me the complete collection, at which time I may have another little favor to ask.
Yours In Good Faith,

T. Fairy.

p.s. I have hidden a mallet beneath your bed.

I Say, Porter!

Upper right two and four, lower right three and two lower left one. Come on.

I Say, Porter!

A pink podume to anyone who recognises the above quote. It was brought to my mind by the death of Dick Vosburgh last week.

Kim

Oh gawd, its nearly dawn and I can't get rid of these nicotine stains!

bob

"Little boy, would you like to come sleepover at my Neverland ranch?"

I Say, Porter!

[bob] Coffee all over the place.

Raak

*jangling chord* NOBODY expects Santa Claus! Our two weapons are our sinister laugh *HO HO HO* and our menacing red cloak -- and our minute record of all your sins... Our three weapons...

Sierra Mike

What about your knobbly sack?

Raak

Among our multiple and diverse weapons of terror are these: our sinister laugh *HO HO HO*, our menacing red cloak with the furry bits, our record of your sins, our knobbly sack, and our little elves. Will you confess now, or must we play you -- THE JINGLE BELLS! *evil maniacal laughter*

Darwin

"IOU 5 cents, please add it to my tab."

I Say, Porter!

"£14.50, Johnny. That'll teach you to sleep with your head under the pillow." © T. Pratchett

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[isp] ouch!!! LOL

I Say, Porter!

Time for a change?

Pope

Knobbly

"Mazel tov... oops"

Rosie