mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Sierra Mike

Of course, Gary Larson did it best in The Far Side with his psychotic "Next time I'm bringing the pliers, Billy" letter from the tooth fairy.

nfras

Yes little girl, you can have a rummage around in Santa's sack. No, I leave the big one at the North Pole, this one is more, sort of, Santa's pouch.

Darwin

Dear William,
It has come to my attention that your brother George has never provided me with a tooth in trade. I would muchly like to add one of his pristine enamels to my collection, but based on his unwillingness to cooperate, I beseech you to acquire one for me. I will pay triple the going rate. It would please me to no ends if you would procure for me the complete collection, at which time I may have another little favor to ask.
Yours In Good Faith,

T. Fairy.

p.s. I have hidden a mallet beneath your bed.

I Say, Porter!

Upper right two and four, lower right three and two lower left one. Come on.

I Say, Porter!

A pink podume to anyone who recognises the above quote. It was brought to my mind by the death of Dick Vosburgh last week.

Kim

Oh gawd, its nearly dawn and I can't get rid of these nicotine stains!

bob

"Little boy, would you like to come sleepover at my Neverland ranch?"

I Say, Porter!

[bob] Coffee all over the place.

Raak

*jangling chord* NOBODY expects Santa Claus! Our two weapons are our sinister laugh *HO HO HO* and our menacing red cloak -- and our minute record of all your sins... Our three weapons...

Sierra Mike

What about your knobbly sack?

Raak

Among our multiple and diverse weapons of terror are these: our sinister laugh *HO HO HO*, our menacing red cloak with the furry bits, our record of your sins, our knobbly sack, and our little elves. Will you confess now, or must we play you -- THE JINGLE BELLS! *evil maniacal laughter*