mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

If you want to impress your companion you need to order a wine at least three times as expensive at that one.

If Sir doesn't make his bleedin' mind up, Sir will find a corkscrew has numerous uses.

I have to say that this Champagne goes particularly well with a pack of Mentoes.

The best thing for removing red wine stains, sir, is somellier urine.

Oops! that should be *sommelier*