Doh not again!! Did anyone see where I dropped that?

. . . And if I poke this bit, his leg twitches!

GRAAAAGH!! BRAAAIINZZZ!!!

"My Brain hurts!" Dr G.P. Gumby MRCS, MT, MT, MT.

I always find a glass of wine whilst working helps tremendously.

Oh come on, Phillips, stop dithering and slice the damn thing; it's not exactly brain surgery, is it?

Yes, I know she wasn't meant to have a mastectomy, but I'd lost my glasses and I'd got this kind of idea I was supposed to be performing lobotomies on two bald men with large pimples.

Aaaaaaaaaachooo! Dammit! Swab!

"Before we put you under Mr. Blair, could you please confirm the donor's name?"

I have reviewed your case and have a few proposals few you, on my lap top I have a small power point presentation, it will only take a few minutes just to give you some idea of the options no committment for now but I really think we can work together on this.

"Of course I can take this on! I've worked on the best, you know! My most famous client is George W Bush!"

Whats happened to page 15 of the manual?

Look, er, I've got to go - there's a Lodge meeting. We can park this overnight. See you all tomorrow. Ciao!

OK, how about some for Farmers?

"Yeah... the inspectors from the government came round, and told me I had to kill all my cattle and burn them... So, I thought, why not have a really big barbecue and invite everyone?"

No, I'm not going in there! The cows might get me!

So when to I get to sow my oats?