I always find a glass of wine whilst working helps tremendously.

Oh come on, Phillips, stop dithering and slice the damn thing; it's not exactly brain surgery, is it?

Yes, I know she wasn't meant to have a mastectomy, but I'd lost my glasses and I'd got this kind of idea I was supposed to be performing lobotomies on two bald men with large pimples.

Aaaaaaaaaachooo! Dammit! Swab!

"Before we put you under Mr. Blair, could you please confirm the donor's name?"